colinodonorgasm:

I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years,
         dreaming about what I might feel like
                  when those lights rise in the sky.
                               what if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

(via infamymonster)

skrelp:

but do you ever just suddenly remember you can just

do things?

like you can just climb on your roof and stand there, you can go walk to a school and talk to the first person there about anything 

you can drive to the grand canyon by yourself for no reason

thats weird

(via youlearntostaystrong)

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

(via ruinedchildhood)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via brenanf999)

breakingipods:

mooncastle721:

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

So you’ve heard of us

They’re fictional don’t listen to them don’t let them into your head

(via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)

phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

(via allye-cat-draws)

"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(via infamymonster)

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

(via allye-cat-draws)

fghtffyrdmnsx:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK

(via brenanf999)

(via stellarsarah)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via ruinedchildhood)

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(via allye-cat-draws)

brenanf999:

termsofenlightenment:

sizvideos:

Video

I don’t know who this dude is but that was adorable.

Just another reason to love wheezytumblr. He’s Craigity Craig, Craig with a ring.